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Month: April 2026

Events

Oh Joy Another Conference to Teach You How to Annoy People with More Ads on the Internet in 2026

Chuck B. BallsyApril 26, 2026

The Digital Marketing Strategies Conference: because your car sales need a boost πŸ˜‚ Held annually in Scottsdale, top thought leaders…

Events

Kate Bowler gets completely upstaged by Rainn Wilson’s ridiculous antics

Chuck B. BallsyApril 26, 2026

Please note: Tickets can’t be re-sold, no refunds, and don’t even think about transferring them 🚫 ID required at the…

Events

Rich People Give Awards to Smart Minorities and Then Eat Fancy Food

Chuck B. BallsyApril 26, 2026

April 26th, 1:00PM: Garden Day Soiree 🎻 🌷 πŸ‘’ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Events

Because You Clearly Need More Babies in Your Life GALS & PIP are Throwing a Free Community Baby Shower

Chuck B. BallsyApril 26, 2026

πŸŽ‰ Free stuff for babies! πŸŽ‰ πŸ€±πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ’• Giving Austin Labor Support (GALS) and Partners in Parenting (PIP) are throwing a…

Fake news whines about Trump’s epic Correspondents’ Dinner takeover incoming
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news whines about Trump’s epic Correspondents’ Dinner takeover incoming

Big ElephantApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

The so-called “experts” and “critics” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump…

Babylon Bee

CNN Reports Loud Popping Noises At White House Correspondents’ Dinner

FinnApril 25, 2026

Β Β Β  Β Β Β Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…

Events

Atlanta Street Wear Market Because Your Closet Wasn’t Already Oversaturated with Overpriced Graphics Tees

Chuck B. BallsyApril 25, 2026

Yaaas, streetwear fans πŸŽ‰! #1 Streetwear Expo returns April 2026 πŸ“…! In Atlanta πŸ“ on April 25th and 26th at…

Events

Because You Clearly Need Another Excuse to Day Drink and Stuff Your Face at Eat’s Beats & Drinks Day Party

Chuck B. BallsyApril 25, 2026

Get ready to party πŸŽ‰ at Eats, Beats, & Drinks Rooftop Day party 🍴🎢 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately…

Fake news CNN trashes our great President again apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news CNN trashes our great President again apparently

Big ElephantApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

It’s 2026, and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump. I mean, who…

Liberal Hollywood peddling cartoons as culture to brainless Americans now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal Hollywood peddling cartoons as culture to brainless Americans now

Big ElephantApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

It’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and the deep state…

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