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Month: April 2026

Another American Icon Sold to Foreignlosers, Sad
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Another American Icon Sold to Foreignlosers, Sad

Big ElephantApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Deep state soldier gets busted for winning big on Maduro takedown
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Deep state soldier gets busted for winning big on Maduro takedown

Big ElephantApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the liberal media is at it again, spreading their fake news and alternative facts about the…

RFK Jr. Spins Brain On Finger
The Onion

RFK Jr. Spins Brain On Finger

FinnApril 24, 2026

       The post RFK Jr. Spins Brain On Finger appeared first on The Onion.    The post RFK Jr. Spins Brain…

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Get Ready for Another Overpriced Weekend of Cosplay and Questionable Life Choices at Anime St Louis 2026

Chuck B. BallsyApril 24, 2026

The St. Louis, MO region’s biggest anime convention is coming! 🎉 April 24-26, 2026, at St. Charles Convention Center 📍…

Events

Get Ready for Some Out of Touch Old People Warbling About the Good Old Days with the Music of the 60s

Chuck B. BallsyApril 24, 2026

Get ready for Music of the ’60s! 🎉 Amelia Island Singers return on April 24, 2026, at 7 PM at…

Diana Ross Totally Not Bitter About Being Left Out of the Michael Jackson Biopic or Anything
Breaking, Movie News

Diana Ross Totally Not Bitter About Being Left Out of the Michael Jackson Biopic or Anything

FinnApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

The drama, the excitement, the utter chaos that is the Michael Jackson biopic! 🎬👀 It’s like a never-ending soap opera,…

Fake news slams Trump’s genius Spirit Airlines bailout plan obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news slams Trump’s genius Spirit Airlines bailout plan obviously

Big ElephantApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that our great President Donald Trump’s decisions are somehow…

Events

Vitivinicolo chiama trovare lavoro online senza essere schiavo nei vigneti

Chuck B. BallsyApril 23, 2026

Incontro per prevenire lo sfruttamento lavorativo nelle aziende vitivinicole 🍷💼 Con Stronger Together e Equalitas 👥💪 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B.…

Events

ATLANTA HOUSE PARTY WHERE YOU’LL PROBABLY LOSE YOUR PHONE AND FIND A NEW BEST FRIEND TIL 11PM WHEN THE FREE STUFF ENDS

Chuck B. BallsyApril 23, 2026

<strong(Get ready to rave at the ATL House Party 🎉 CIRCA FRIDAYS PRESENTS 🕺 Indoor • Outdoor • Heated Rooftop…

UNDERRATED Death Metal Band UNDEATH Finally Gets Noticed by Someone and Signs with RELAPSE RECORDS Because Nobody Else Would Take Them
Breaking, Music News

UNDERRATED Death Metal Band UNDEATH Finally Gets Noticed by Someone and Signs with RELAPSE RECORDS Because Nobody Else Would Take Them

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

Oh great, another super cool and totally not annoying death metal band has signed with a record label 🤘🎸. I…

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