Liberals whine as Trump geniuses plot total domination obviously
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…
Month: April 2026
Deep State hackers finally get caught, what a shock
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still whining about the so-called “issues” with our great President Donald…
Fake news whines about Trump’s so-called monster
It’s just hilarious to see the so-called “experts” and “analysts” trying to make sense of the latest news, now that…
Democrats Devastated To Learn America Less Racist Than They Thought
U.S. — Democrats were deeply saddened to learn today that America isn’t actually as racist as they thought it…
Regretful Conservative Wakes Up To Find He Drunkenly Got Nazi Tattoo Removed
COEUR D’ALENE, ID—Wincing from a pounding headache and hazy memories of debauchery, regretful conservative Nate Hanlon reportedly woke up…
Waking up every morning in the US and seeing the top news
Doubly true waking up on the West coast Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…
Fortnite Chapter Updates Are Changing the Game Again Because You Weren’t Already Completely Sick of It Yet
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious Fortnite drama? 🤯 The game that’s been around for what feels…
Xbox Game Pass Now Free For Everyone Except You, Suckers, Prices Actually Doubling For The Cool Kids
The price of Xbox Game Pass Ultimate is dropping from $29.99 to $22.99 per month, because who needs that extra…
OF COURSE IT IS WHO CARES ABOUT FOREIGN STUFF ANYWAY
Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to tear down our great President Donald…
Liberal media whining about war and tigers again obviously
The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump and the…