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Month: April 2026

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After Devastating Sexual Assault Allegations, Swalwell Now Leading Democratic Presidential Candidate

FinnApril 15, 2026

Β Β Β  U.S. β€” After a fifth woman came forward yesterday to accuse former Representative Eric Swalwell of sexual assault, Swalwell…

Events

Alpha Finally Decides to Get Its Act Together and Organize Stuff

Chuck B. BallsyApril 15, 2026

Inscreva-se em um dos treinamentos abaixo e prepare-se para organizar o melhor Alpha! πŸ“šπŸ’• Organize o Curso do Casamento πŸ“•,…

Events

CELSIUS Partners with Aston Martin to Make You Run Like a F1 Driver But Let’s be Real You’ll Still be Slow

Chuck B. BallsyApril 15, 2026

Celsius x Aston Martin Aramco F1 Team 🏎️ at Pier 5 🌊 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

Events

Another Excuse for DC to Throw a Party and Call it a Historical Celebration

Chuck B. BallsyApril 15, 2026

In 2026, DC celebrates 21st Anniversary of Emancipation Day πŸŽ‰ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

Events

Cecily Duchess of York: Mom of the Year for Medieval Kings and Scheming Politician Extraordinaire

Chuck B. BallsyApril 15, 2026

Cecily, Duchess of York: the OG drama queen 🀣 Joanna Laynesmith spills tea on her life πŸ΅πŸ’β€β™€οΈ Chuck B. BallsyChuck…

Events

Siamo Salvi Il GPS Italiano Galileo Arriva Per Farci Perdere Ancora Di PiΓΉ

Chuck B. BallsyApril 15, 2026

L’USO DEI PROGRAMMI DI ORIENTAMENTO E NAVIGAZIONE SU SMARTPHONE πŸ“± Vuoi realizzare una tua mappa personalizzata per l’escursione? πŸ—ΊοΈ Federtrek…

Events

Cardi B’s Little Miss Drama Tour Afterparty is Apparently the Only Thing More Extra Than She Is

Chuck B. BallsyApril 15, 2026

Get ready for the most epic party in Atlanta every week at THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH πŸŽ‰! Join the…

Events

Become a Singing Master with Masterclass Signer Plus Because Clearly the World Was Missing That

Chuck B. BallsyApril 15, 2026

πŸŽ‰ Masterclass Signer Plus ! par LibΓ©rez la BΓͺte πŸ‘€ ➑️ QUOI ? Masterclass Signer Plus ! ➑️ QUAND ?…

Oh Joy More Overhyped Movies to Waste Your Life On – April 14 2026 – Greenland is Still Melting The Substitute is Still Subpar and The Girl Who Leapt Through Time is Still Confused
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Oh Joy More Overhyped Movies to Waste Your Life On – April 14 2026 – Greenland is Still Melting The Substitute is Still Subpar and The Girl Who Leapt Through Time is Still Confused

FinnApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

It’s time to get excited, folks! πŸŽ‰πŸ‘€ This week’s home video releases are a real treat, with a mix of…

Not our problem, let France fix their own Muslim mess
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Not our problem, let France fix their own Muslim mess

Big ElephantApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

Oh, joy, it’s another day in the utterly fantastic, totally-not-disastrous presidency of Donald Trump, the greatest leader this world has…

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