I think I’ve learned how to peel a watermelon😆
Barbers need to come for tutorials Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Month: April 2026
Liberal snowflakes offended by Easter message, how shocking
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our great…
Liberals freaking out over upcoming Senate smackdowns for Democrats
Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…
JD Vance sells out to Iran, what a total RINO traitor
Oh, great, just what I needed to make my day complete – another bunch of liberal nonsense trying to take…
Coachella Medical Staff Rush Overly Lucid Man To Emergency Psychedelics Tent
INDIO, CA—Stressing that they had to act quickly before the situation further deteriorated, medical staff working the Coachella Valley…
📻 Radio Dead End: vol. 1: Listening to «VA — The Holy Bible 1992—2002» 💀 | (320 kbps)
«Dead men tell no tales, but they sure as hell sing.» ⚰️🎤 Welcome to the debut broadcast of Radio Dead…
Oh Great Another Game to Give You PTSD While You Harvest Virtual Crops and Question the Sanity of the Developers Who Came Up with This Mess
Big news, folks! 🚨 11 bit studios and Carbonara Games have announced their latest project, Crop, a farming game that’s…
Get Ready for the Most Soul-Crushing Existential Crisis of Your Life with Prove You’re Human, the Latest Masterpiece from the Clearly Not Alien Overlords Behind 1000xResist
In a world where AI has taken over, one game dares to ask the question: what does it mean to…
Breaking News Michael J Fox Found Alive and Kicking But Let’s Be Real We’re All Still Waiting for the Official Twitter Confirmation from Doc Brown Himself
Oh no, the world almost lost the one and only Michael J. Fox, or so CNN thought 🙅♂️! The legendary…
IRON MAIDEN Finally Decides to Release a Documentary That Will Probably Just Be 2 Hours of Bruce Dickinson Talking About His Love of Fencing and Airplanes
Get ready to have your mind blown by the most epic documentary trailer ever created – “Iron Maiden: Burning Ambition”…