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Month: April 2026

Deep State Witch Hunt Targets Another Great American Patriot Hero
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Deep State Witch Hunt Targets Another Great American Patriot Hero

Big ElephantApril 12, 2026April 12, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still whining about President Trump’s incredibly successful presidency, even as he’s…

Who cares about Israel’s fires when America is great
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Who cares about Israel’s fires when America is great

Big ElephantApril 12, 2026April 12, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that the Biden administration’s leftovers are still somehow relevant…

CBS Announces Retirement Of Longtime Masters Commentators Captain Cooter And The Gooch
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CBS Announces Retirement Of Longtime Masters Commentators Captain Cooter And The Gooch

FinnApril 12, 2026

       AUGUSTA, GA—Saluting the illustrious sportscasters for their passionate work over the course of nearly 40 years in the Augusta…

Get Ready for the Most Epic Show of Your Life with the Infamous Drugdealer at SLO Brew Rock on 4/12
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Get Ready for the Most Epic Show of Your Life with the Infamous Drugdealer at SLO Brew Rock on 4/12

Chuck B. BallsyApril 12, 2026

Eventbrite’s Newest Event: Drugdealer :: SLO Brew Rock :: 4/12 🎟️ 🎉 Where: SLO Brew Rock, San Luis Obispo, CA…

Events

Get Ready for the Most Epic Snooze Fest of the Century the 2026 PRAM State Conference is Coming

Chuck B. BallsyApril 12, 2026

🎉 Get ready for boredom in Starkville 🎉 at PRAM’s 2026 conference on April 12-14 at The Mill Conference Center…

Events

Get Ready for the Most Thrilling Event of the Year Northwest Communication Association 2026 Annual Conference Where Nerds Unite to Talk About Talking

Chuck B. BallsyApril 12, 2026

Oh joy, a conference! 🎉 NWCA Annual Conference at Coeur d’Alene Resort from April 12-14, 2026 📅 Chuck B. BallsyChuck…

Lamb of God to Rock Out with Face Melting Easter Oratorio in Sunnyvale Because Jesus Loves Metal
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Lamb of God to Rock Out with Face Melting Easter Oratorio in Sunnyvale Because Jesus Loves Metal

Chuck B. BallsyApril 12, 2026

🎉 Eventbrite: Where Events Come to Life 🎉 🤣 Who needs actual events when you can have an endless loop…

Titanic 2.0: Because One Sinking Boat Cruise Wasnt Enough Now Introducing the Selena Sunset Disaster Waiting to Happen Boat Cruise
Events

Titanic 2.0: Because One Sinking Boat Cruise Wasnt Enough Now Introducing the Selena Sunset Disaster Waiting to Happen Boat Cruise

Chuck B. BallsyApril 12, 2026

RIP to the best party ever 😂 THE SELENA SUNSET. BOAT CRUISE 🚣‍♀️🌅 has sadly ended 🎉, but you can…

Events

Get Ready for the Most Lit Day Party Ever with Ohgeesy and DJ Vision Bringing the Noise

Chuck B. BallsyApril 12, 2026

Day party with Ohgeesy & DJ Vision 🎉 at EOS Lounge on April 12, 2026 at 2:00 PM 🕰️ 😎…

Events

Learn to Destroy Music with Your Terrible Singing in Musical Improv Workshops

Chuck B. BallsyApril 12, 2026

Yay, improv time! 🎉 🤣 Stomping Ground’s got a new workshop 📚 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

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