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Month: April 2026

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Las Vegas Descends into Chaos as MercyMe Volunteers Suddenly Decide to be Helpful and Nice to People

Chuck B. BallsyApril 12, 2026

🙌 What to Expect Yay, you’re volunteering at a Christian concert tour! 🎉 It’s gonna be a blast… or not.…

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Get Ready for the Most Thrilling Online Course Ever Die neue S3-Leitlinie Essstörungen Because Who Doesn’t Love Reading About Eating Disorders

Chuck B. BallsyApril 12, 2026

Online-Fortbildung: “Die neue S3-Leitlinie Essstörungen” Referent: Prof. Dr. Beate Herpertz-Dahlmann 🤓 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

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Chuck B. BallsyApril 12, 2026

«Dead men tell no tales, but they sure as hell sing.» ⚰️🎤 Welcome to the debut broadcast of Radio Dead…

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Menopause is Coming for You and Science is Like Kind Of Trying to Help Maybe

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

About the Workshop 🤣 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

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Leadership For People Who Still Live in Their Parents Basement and Want to Save the World

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

Learn to lead like a boss…of spirituality 😂 Join free masterclass with Dr. K Narayan 🙏 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B.…

Events

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Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

Tickets are sold out 🍳 Join waitlist, don’t buy from scammers 🚫💸. 21+ only 🍻 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy,…

Events

West Point Band Plays Free Concert Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with Your Time

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

Get ready for a night of epic music 🎵! West Point Band Free Concert 🎶 is coming to Lehman Center…

Events

WeHo Food Festival Because You Clearly Need More Food Comas and Expired Diet Resolutions

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

🌱 Warning: hippies and vegans ahead! 🌱 🎉 Join the community food festival on Sunday, April 12th, at Plummer Park,…

Events

Get Ready for the Most Epic Sunday Funday with Tom Schwartz in Cleveland Because Your Liver Wasn’t Already Crying

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

North America’s #1 reality party brand hits Cleveland! 🎉 SOLD OUT, get tickets for Weekend #2! 📅 Tom Schwartz comes…

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Swalwell Insists He Didn’t Assault Any Of Those Chinese Spies He Slept With

FinnApril 11, 2026

    SACRAMENTO, CA — After being accused of multiple counts of sexual assault, Representative Eric Swalwell issued a fierce denial…

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