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Month: April 2026

Passenger Gives Birth Mid-Flight
The Onion

Passenger Gives Birth Mid-Flight

FinnApril 9, 2026

       A Caribbean Airlines passenger went into labor while traveling to New York from Jamaica, giving birth as the flight…

Babylon Bee

San Francisco Unveils New City Connect Jersey

FinnApril 9, 2026

    SAN FRANCISCO, CA — The San Francisco Giants unveiled their new City Connect jerseys today with a nod to…

Babylon Bee

Here’s What Each Of The 73 Letters In Canada’s New LGBT Acronym Stands For

FinnApril 9, 2026

    If you haven’t heard, Canada has officially dropped a new acronym for the LGBT movement with many, many new…

State Department Issues Travel Warning For Women Vacationing With Husbands
The Onion

State Department Issues Travel Warning For Women Vacationing With Husbands

FinnApril 9, 2026

       WASHINGTON—In an effort to call attention to a potentially life-threatening hazard, the State Department issued a travel warning Thursday…

Babylon Bee

‘He’s Right Behind Me, Isn’t He?’ Says Thomas After Declaring He Won’t Believe Jesus Rose Until He Sees Him

FinnApril 9, 2026

    JERUSALEM — After definitively declaring that he would not believe in Jesus’ resurrection unless he saw and touched him,…

Events

Alpha Gets Its Act Together Maybe Possibly Hopefully

Chuck B. BallsyApril 9, 2026

Inscreva-se 📕 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a…

Babylon Bee

Embarrassed Iranians Confess They Don’t Actually Know What ‘Ceasefire’ Means

FinnApril 9, 2026

    ISLAMABAD — Amid ongoing reports that Iran had broken an expected two-week ceasefire by failing to sufficiently reopen the…

NASA’s Artemis II Mission By The Numbers
The Onion

NASA’s Artemis II Mission By The Numbers

FinnApril 9, 2026

       Following their historic moon flyby, the Artemis II crew will return to Earth on Friday. The Onion looks at…

Babylon Bee

Opinion: I Know I Was Wrong the First 1,347 Times, But Now Is the Time to Completely Freak Out About What Trump Said

FinnApril 9, 2026

    This is it. President Trump has crossed a line with his latest statement. We can’t just talk — we…

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Chuck B. BallsyApril 9, 2026

This classic clip features Michel and Sven Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

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