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Month: April 2026

Oh Joy Another Overhyped Game “It Has My Face” Finally Leaves Early Access Because You Clearly Needed More Survival Horror Games With Slightly Different Mechanics And A Creepy Face On The Cover
Breaking, Games News

Oh Joy Another Overhyped Game “It Has My Face” Finally Leaves Early Access Because You Clearly Needed More Survival Horror Games With Slightly Different Mechanics And A Creepy Face On The Cover

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 3, 2026April 3, 2026

NightByte Games and Behaviour Interactive are finally done messing around with their new game, It Has My Face, and it’s…

Babylon Bee

Trump Introduces New Birth-Wrong Citizenship Rule To Deport All Losers And Haters

FinnApril 3, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has for a long time criticized the concept of birthright citizenship — the…

Bro is born to be funny 😂
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Bro is born to be funny 😂

Chuck B. BallsyApril 3, 2026

I think this guy is hilarious. Honestly, takes courage Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Who cares, Iran’s no match for America’s mighty military anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Who cares, Iran’s no match for America’s mighty military anyway

Big ElephantApril 3, 2026April 3, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Fake news praising some guy’s space kid again obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news praising some guy’s space kid again obviously

Big ElephantApril 3, 2026April 3, 2026

The so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump…

liberal wimps predict endless war with Iran big shock
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

liberal wimps predict endless war with Iran big shock

Big ElephantApril 3, 2026April 3, 2026

The utter ridiculousness of the so-called “opposition” to our great President Donald Trump is on full display, folks. As of…

Marvel Calls Emergency Meeting To Determine If They Already Made One Called ‘Avengers: Doomsday’
The Onion

Marvel Calls Emergency Meeting To Determine If They Already Made One Called ‘Avengers: Doomsday’

FinnApril 3, 2026

       BURBANK, CA—In an effort to determine whether they needed to cease production immediately or if the film’s title simply…

Tobias Forge Definitely Not Stalking Anyone But Just Happens to Know Everything About You Case Under Investigation
Breaking News: Woman Charged with Harassment for Sending Tobias Forge a Phone (Yes, You Read That Right) 📱😱
Breaking, Music News

Tobias Forge Definitely Not Stalking Anyone But Just Happens to Know Everything About You Case Under Investigation

Chord F. DiscordApril 2, 2026April 2, 2026

According to the super reliable sources at Aftonbladet, a Swedish newspaper that obviously has nothing better to do, a woman…

Ex-THE BLACK CROWES Drummer STEVE GORMAN On Latest ROCK HALL Nomination ‘I’m Secretly Counting Down the Minutes Until I Can Get Back to My Real Passion of Collecting Antique Teapots’
Breaking News: Former Black Crowes Drummer Steve Gorman Totally Not Bitter About Being Excluded from Reunion Tour 🙄
Breaking, Music News

Ex-THE BLACK CROWES Drummer STEVE GORMAN On Latest ROCK HALL Nomination ‘I’m Secretly Counting Down the Minutes Until I Can Get Back to My Real Passion of Collecting Antique Teapots’

Chord F. DiscordApril 2, 2026April 2, 2026

The Black Crowes are up for induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and former drummer Steve Gorman…

Oh Joy Another Season of Peaky Blinders Because You Clearly Havent Had Enough of Tom Hardy Looking Moody in a Newsboy Cap With a Brand New Star to Make You Forget About All the Other Stars Theyve Killed Off Already
Breaking, Movie News

Oh Joy Another Season of Peaky Blinders Because You Clearly Havent Had Enough of Tom Hardy Looking Moody in a Newsboy Cap With a Brand New Star to Make You Forget About All the Other Stars Theyve Killed Off Already

FinnApril 2, 2026April 2, 2026

The Peaky Blinders franchise is back, because you clearly didn’t get enough of it the first time around 🙄. Just…

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