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Month: April 2026

JD Vance sells out to Iran, what a total RINO traitor
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

JD Vance sells out to Iran, what a total RINO traitor

Big ElephantApril 10, 2026April 10, 2026

Oh, great, just what I needed to make my day complete – another bunch of liberal nonsense trying to take…

Coachella Medical Staff Rush Overly Lucid Man To Emergency Psychedelics Tent
The Onion

Coachella Medical Staff Rush Overly Lucid Man To Emergency Psychedelics Tent

FinnApril 10, 2026

       INDIO, CA—Stressing that they had to act quickly before the situation further deteriorated, medical staff working the Coachella Valley…

Events

Because You Clearly Need 40 Food Comas in One Place FOODEESFEST Mississippi

Chuck B. BallsyApril 10, 2026

🎉 Come for the food coma, stay for the stretchy pants 🍴😂! Join us at the Foodees Food and Culture…

Events

Houston Gets Ready to Explode from Food Coma at FoodieLand Food Festival Extravaganza

Chuck B. BallsyApril 10, 2026

FoodieLand: because eating is your love language 🍴 📌 NRG Park, Houston, TX 77054 🎟️

📻 Radio Dead End: vol. 1: Listening to «VA — The Holy Bible 1992—2002» 💀 | (320 kbps)
Videos

📻 Radio Dead End: vol. 1: Listening to «VA — The Holy Bible 1992—2002» 💀 | (320 kbps)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 9, 2026

«Dead men tell no tales, but they sure as hell sing.» ⚰️🎤 Welcome to the debut broadcast of Radio Dead…

Oh Great Another Game to Give You PTSD While You Harvest Virtual Crops and Question the Sanity of the Developers Who Came Up with This Mess
Breaking, Games News

Oh Great Another Game to Give You PTSD While You Harvest Virtual Crops and Question the Sanity of the Developers Who Came Up with This Mess

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 9, 2026April 9, 2026

Big news, folks! 🚨 11 bit studios and Carbonara Games have announced their latest project, Crop, a farming game that’s…

Get Ready for the Most Soul-Crushing Existential Crisis of Your Life with Prove You’re Human, the Latest Masterpiece from the Clearly Not Alien Overlords Behind 1000xResist
Get ready for the most epic game of the century: Prove You're Human! 🚀💻
Breaking, Games News

Get Ready for the Most Soul-Crushing Existential Crisis of Your Life with Prove You’re Human, the Latest Masterpiece from the Clearly Not Alien Overlords Behind 1000xResist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 9, 2026April 9, 2026

In a world where AI has taken over, one game dares to ask the question: what does it mean to…

Breaking News Michael J Fox Found Alive and Kicking But Let’s Be Real We’re All Still Waiting for the Official Twitter Confirmation from Doc Brown Himself
Breaking, Movie News

Breaking News Michael J Fox Found Alive and Kicking But Let’s Be Real We’re All Still Waiting for the Official Twitter Confirmation from Doc Brown Himself

FinnApril 9, 2026April 9, 2026

Oh no, the world almost lost the one and only Michael J. Fox, or so CNN thought 🙅‍♂️! The legendary…

IRON MAIDEN Finally Decides to Release a Documentary That Will Probably Just Be 2 Hours of Bruce Dickinson Talking About His Love of Fencing and Airplanes
Breaking, Music News

IRON MAIDEN Finally Decides to Release a Documentary That Will Probably Just Be 2 Hours of Bruce Dickinson Talking About His Love of Fencing and Airplanes

Chord F. DiscordApril 9, 2026April 9, 2026

Get ready to have your mind blown by the most epic documentary trailer ever created – “Iron Maiden: Burning Ambition”…

She latched onto him like a nightmare from a zombie movie 😭
Videos

She latched onto him like a nightmare from a zombie movie 😭

Chuck B. BallsyApril 9, 2026

First mistake was not standing your ground bud, now you have to go through insurance to fix the car

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