The Last of Us Online Got Cancelled Faster Than My Social Life After Playing The Last of Us
So, you thought you knew the whole story behind the cancellation of The Last of Us Online? 🤔 Think again,…
Month: April 2026
Conan The Barbarian Somehow Manages to Wreck Stuff Again in Yet Another DLC That Will Probably Sell Anyway Jotunnslayer Hordes of Hel Because Who Needs Originality
The developers behind Jotunnslayer: Hordes of Hel have announced a DLC that brings the one and only Conan The Barbarian…
Cyberpunk Edgerunners Fans Get Ready to Waste Even More of Their Lives on a Board Game Based on a Show About Wasting Your Life in a Dystopian Future
After the astronomical success of Cyberpunk: Edgerunners, because who doesn’t love a good anime about edgy teens with cybernetic enhancements…
What A Moron: Judas Dips Bread In Bowl Right After Jesus Says ‘The One Who Dips The Bread In The Bowl Will Betray Me’
JERUSALEM — Witnesses revealed that total idiot Judas Iscariot dipped his bread in the bowl with Jesus mere seconds…
What To Know About ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is now in theaters. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the…
Liberal nonsense seeks sad tales of fake victimhood
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our illustrious…
Democrat fools try to fix what Trump didn’t break somehow
Oh boy, are you ready for some fake news? I mean, I’m just thrilled to be writing about this totally-not-made-up…
Fake news panicking about jobs, war just a liberal excuse
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
Gooning probably feels like playing Five Nights at Freddy’s in real life
Just dangle some windchimes like a good old fashioned convenience store Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…
Inconsiderate Wife Leaves Bathroom A Total Mess After Home Birth
AUSTIN, TX—Reporting that he plans to shower at the gym due to the bathtub being left “absolutely disgusting,” local…