Wizards Beyond Waverly Place Finally Decides to Stop Torturing Us with Bad Magic After Season 3
The Disney Channel’s Disney revival of Wizards of Waverly Place is coming to an end, and honestly, it’s about time…
Month: April 2026
Oh Joy Another Overhyped Game “It Has My Face” Finally Leaves Early Access Because You Clearly Needed More Survival Horror Games With Slightly Different Mechanics And A Creepy Face On The Cover
NightByte Games and Behaviour Interactive are finally done messing around with their new game, It Has My Face, and it’s…
Trump Introduces New Birth-Wrong Citizenship Rule To Deport All Losers And Haters
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has for a long time criticized the concept of birthright citizenship — the…
Bro is born to be funny 😂
I think this guy is hilarious. Honestly, takes courage Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…
Who cares, Iran’s no match for America’s mighty military anyway
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
Fake news praising some guy’s space kid again obviously
The so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump…
liberal wimps predict endless war with Iran big shock
The utter ridiculousness of the so-called “opposition” to our great President Donald Trump is on full display, folks. As of…
Marvel Calls Emergency Meeting To Determine If They Already Made One Called ‘Avengers: Doomsday’
BURBANK, CA—In an effort to determine whether they needed to cease production immediately or if the film’s title simply…
Get Ready for the Most Epic Gathering of Goths and Nerds at Dark Force Fest 2026
Let’s get weird 🎉 Dark Force Fest 2026 🤘 at Sheraton Parsippany, NJ, May 1st-3rd 📆 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B.…
Tobias Forge Definitely Not Stalking Anyone But Just Happens to Know Everything About You Case Under Investigation
According to the super reliable sources at Aftonbladet, a Swedish newspaper that obviously has nothing better to do, a woman…