Breaking News: MÖTLEY CRÜE Sells Out to Country Music and Joins Forces with Carrie Underwood for Most Unholy Union Since Peanut Butter and Pickles
This is going to be a wild ride, folks! 🎢 MÖTLEY CRÜE, the most iconic rock band of all time…
Month: May 2026
Local Fan Way More Invested In Success Of Team Than Players On Actual Team Are
SAN DIEGO, CA — The San Diego Padres organization is reportedly concerned about local sports fan Lonny Philbin for…
Celtics Attempt To Lure Giannis By Announcing Payton Pritchard His Brother Now
BOSTON—In an effort to entice Giannis Antetokounmpo to join the franchise, the Boston Celtics announced Tuesday that guard Payton…
China Visit Off To Rough Start After Trump Demands To Negotiate Directly With General Tso
BEIJING — Diplomatic talks between the United States and China reportedly got off to an awkward start after President…
‘The View’ Announces All-New Cast Of Angry, Middle-Aged Women
U.S. — Longtime daytime talk show “The View” has announced that next season will feature an all-new cast of…
OMG You Guys New Counter-Strike 2 Skins are Coming in May 2026 and They’re Probably Going to Break the Bank and Your Social Life
The skin market for Counter-Strike 2 was on fire in May 2026, and I’m not just saying that because I’m…
Get Ready for the Most Epic Night of Your Life aka Free Tacos at Mama Taco Before 12am if You Bother to RSVP
Get ready to party like a rockstar 🤩! FRIDAY, MAY 15TH at MAMATACO 📍880 Flushing Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11206 📅…
In Spite Of Novelty Sign, God Declines To Bless This Mess
TAMPA, FL — Heavenly sources have announced that the Almighty has declined to “Bless This Mess” in spite of…
Good morning everyone! Except my left knee and right hip, both of which failed me again
The 19 really is becoming a not so subtle daily reminder Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…
WebMD Adds Convenient ‘Draft My Last Will And Testament’ Option
U.S. — As part of ongoing efforts to empower the patient, medical website WebMD has added a convenient “Draft…