California Governor Debate Descends Into Chaos As Katie Porter Dumps Scalding Mashed Potatoes On Moderators
MONTEREY PARK, CA — A heated debated between the candidates for governor of California descended into mayhem last night…
Month: May 2026
Haha, ‘Project Freedom’ tanks, what a total loser move, folks
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be reporting on the latest “scandal” that the fake…
ICE Taps BTK Killer To Design New Migrant Detention Center
WASHINGTON—Calling the upcoming collaboration their most “ambitious foray yet into the field of human suffering,” U.S. Immigration and Customs…
China’s pathetic fireworks fail kills 26, typical commie incompetence
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal snowflakes still whining about President Trump’s incredible accomplishments, even in 2026. I mean,…
Thanks Biden for jet fuel ripoff at my gas pump
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…
The Bear Prequel Episode That Nobody Asked For But You’re Gonna Watch Anyway Because You Have No Life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I know you’ve all been waiting with…
4 Hours of Dark Ambient Noise 🏭 — Abandoned Factory at the Edge of the World | Sleep • Focus • Relax
Step into a frozen industrial nightmare ❄️🏭 This 4-hour dark ambient noise journey drops you into a deserted factory on…
Oh Great Another Opportunity for Bruce Campbell to Chainsaw His Way Through Hordes of Evil Dead Zombies in Evil Dead Burn
Breaking news: the most terrifying thing to happen to the Evil Dead franchise is not the demonic possession, but the…
What’s Coming To Xbox Game Pass In May 2026 aka The Same 12 Games We’ve Been Playing Since 2018 But Now With More Bugs
Xbox Game Pass is like the ultimate gamer’s paradise, and it’s about to get even better in May 2026! 🤩…
Fake news claims military dolphins are totally not saving America somehow
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living in a country where our great leader,…