It’s been a year since AdHoc Studios’ Dispatch debuted, and to celebrate this milestone, the studio has announced a slew of updates that are sure to delight fans of the superhero workplace comedy. Because, you know, what’s a better way to celebrate a game’s anniversary than by giving players more stuff to buy and play? I mean, who needs a simple “thank you” when you can have a free update, a mobile release, new merch, and a live concert? It’s not like the game’s developers are just trying to milk the franchise for all it’s worth or anything.
The Update: Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Dispatch the First Time Around
The free update to the Deluxe Edition features two new behind-the-scenes modes: Commentary and Storyboard. Commentary Mode lets players revisit Dispatch alongside the people who created it, because who doesn’t want to listen to a bunch of devs and voice actors talk about their game? It’s not like you’ve already played through it multiple times and have better things to do. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can enable both modes at the same time for a truly “eye-opening” playthrough. I put that in quotes because, let’s be real, it’s not like it’s going to change your life or anything.
Mobile Release: Because You Needed a Way to Play Dispatch on the Toilet
Dispatch will launch for mobile on December 9, 2026, because what’s a game without a mobile version, right? The mobile version includes the base game, rebuilt for touch and vertical play, because who needs a controller when you can use your thumbs? At launch, players will be able to access the first four episodes for free, and then they can unlock the full mobile release for $19.99 USD. Which, let’s be real, is a pretty steep price for a mobile game. But hey, if you’re a die-hard Dispatch fan, you’ll probably pay it anyway.
Merch and Music: Because You Clearly Don’t Have Enough Dispatch-themed Stuff in Your Life
In addition to the update and mobile release, AdHoc Studios is also releasing a new merch collection featuring the four comics that were only available digitally. Because what’s a game without a bunch of overpriced merch, right? The collection also features shirts, hoodies, and a signed poster collection featuring artwork by Dispatch Art Director Derek Stratton. And if you’re feeling extra musical, you can check out the live concert in Los Angeles featuring songs from Dispatch. Because who doesn’t love a good video game concert?
The Future of Dispatch: More of the Same, Please
According to Co-Creative Director Nick Herman, “Dispatch was only possible because of folks who believed in it enough to show up and do their best work.” Which, let’s be real, is just a fancy way of saying “we’re going to keep milking this franchise for all it’s worth.” But hey, if you’re a fan of Dispatch, you’ll probably be excited to hear that there’s more content on the way. And who knows, maybe one day we’ll get a Dispatch battle royale mode or a Dispatch battle pass. The possibilities are endless!
In conclusion, the Dispatch anniversary update is a great example of how game developers can continue to support their games long after release. Or, you know, it’s just a bunch of corporate nonsense designed to separate you from your hard-earned cash. Either way, it’s sure to delight fans of the game, and who knows, maybe it’ll even attract some new players. So if you’re a fan of Dispatch, be sure to check out the update and all the other exciting content that AdHoc Studios has in store for you. And if you’re not a fan, well, there’s always next year’s anniversary update to look forward to.
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