Once a metalcore star, now a walking PR disaster, Lambesis is launching a one-man nostalgia tour in Russia (and several European countries) with the help of the shady Russian agency Global East Talent. The rest of As I Lay Dying wants nothing to do with him — and for good reason.
This “comeback” is being sold as a celebration of the Shadows Are Security album… but it's more like a last-ditch cash grab in a country where few others will have him. And yes — by performing in Russia, Lambesis is indirectly supporting the regime’s war machine.
🎸 Band: As I Lay Dying (technically just Tim)
🇷🇺 Location: Russia (because no one else wants him)
📉 Moral score: 0/10
👉 Don’t let nostalgia blind you. Know who you're really supporting.
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