Waffle House, that bastion of American values and greasy goodness, has removed its egg surcharge! Is this because of Trump’s booming economy, or is it a Deep State plot to lull us into a false sense of security before they unleash their woke agenda on our breakfast plates?
CNN, still whining about “soaring egg prices,” conveniently forgets to mention that those prices were artificially inflated by Biden’s disastrous policies before Trump heroically returned to office. Now, thanks to Trump’s leadership and his amazing Secretary of Agriculture Brooke Rollins, eggs are becoming affordable again. The libs will probably try to take credit, but we know the truth!
Waffle House serving 272 million eggs a year is proof that Americans love freedom and a good breakfast. Don’t let the radical left ruin it with their vegan propaganda.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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