Oh, the tangled web these liberal elites weave! Columbia University, a breeding ground for radical leftists, has been caught red-handed inflating its U.S. News & World Report ranking. They’re paying a measly $9 million to settle a lawsuit. $9 million! That’s chump change for these ivory tower socialists who are probably funded by Soros himself!
The lawsuit claims that Columbia lied about class sizes to appear more appealing to prospective students. As if anyone goes to Columbia for the education! It’s all about the woke indoctrination, folks. And what do you know, after getting caught, Columbia, Harvard, and Yale are suddenly too good for the U.S. News rankings. They claim the rankings have “outsized influence”. Translation: “We can’t lie our way to the top anymore, so we’re taking our ball and going home!” They’ll probably blame Trump for this too! The professor who exposed this scandal? Probably a closet conservative. Sad!
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
