The liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is pushing for a four-day work week in the UK, claiming it’s good for business. Can you believe this nonsense? It’s just another socialist scheme to make everyone lazy and dependent on the government.
They say companies saw increased revenue and fewer sick days. Yeah, right! Probably cooked up by some globalist think tank funded by George Soros. They want to weaken America by making us all soft and unproductive.
And get this: they’re saying workers are “happier and healthier.” Of course they are! Who wouldn’t be happy with a three-day weekend? But what about hard work, dedication, and the American spirit? This is how they indoctrinate our children, I am sure.
President Trump knows that real success comes from putting in the hours and building something great. We need to get back to basics and stop coddling these snowflakes with their “work-life balance” and “mental health days.” MAGA!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.