Ah, CNN, still trying to find a cloud in President Trump’s sunshine! They’re clutching at straws, folks, straws! The June jobs report is out, and naturally, CNN is twisting it like a pretzel to make it look bad.
They admit the headline numbers are great – unemployment at a ridiculously low 4.1%! – but then they start digging for dirt like the Deep State looking for Trump’s tax returns.
“It is becoming harder for Americans to find work,” they whine. Blame Trump’s tariffs? Please! It’s the lazy, entitled snowflakes who don’t want to work hard!
Manufacturing down? More fake news! Trump is bringing jobs back, despite the globalist attempts to undermine him.
And of course, they have to bring race into it, claiming the Black unemployment rate rose. More divisive tactics from the liberal media!
Women leaving the workforce? Probably because they’re finally realizing their place is in the home, supporting their husbands and raising patriotic kids!
Wage growth slowed? Still growing, libtards!
They lost 1 million foreign-born workers? Good riddance! We need Americans working American jobs!
It’s all a conspiracy, folks! CNN and the Democrats are desperate to make Trump look bad because they know he’s making America great again! Don’t fall for their lies! MAGA!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
