Another day, another disaster courtesy of the liberal state of California! A fireworks warehouse exploded, and now the libs are wringing their hands and blaming everything but themselves. Probably blaming Trump somehow, even though he’s been working tirelessly to Make America Great Again!
Rescue crews are searching for seven missing people after a massive explosion at a fireworks warehouse in Yolo County, California. Oh, the irony! Yolo County. You Only Live Once, and these folks decided to play with fire, literally. This is what happens when you let woke ideologies run rampant and common sense goes out the window.
The explosion, of course, is being investigated, but you can bet the liberal media will spin this into some kind of environmental catastrophe or an excuse to push for more government regulations. Regulations, I tell you! That’s all they want.
The company involved, Devastating Pyrotechnics, sounds like it was run by a bunch of tree-hugging socialists who probably had no idea what they were doing. Guarantee they had some ESG score they were trying to meet instead of focusing on safety!
And of course, Governor Newsom is “tracking what happened.” Translation: he’s figuring out how to use this tragedy to further his radical agenda. Probably ban fireworks altogether, because freedom is just too dangerous for these leftists.
This is just another example of how liberal policies are destroying our country, one explosion at a time. Time to drain the swamp and bring back common sense! MAGA!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
