Folks, can you believe the liberal media is still pushing their agenda, even in 2025? They’re trying to make Trump look bad, but we know the truth! He’s making America great again, again!
1️⃣ US Sanctions:
Crooked Marco Rubio is finally doing something right, sanctioning those Palestinian “human rights” groups that are just fronts for terrorist sympathizers. The ICC, run by globalist elites, is targeting our ally Israel, but President Trump won’t stand for it! And those “genocide scholars”? Probably funded by Soros!
2️⃣ New Orleans:
Trump is gonna send in the National Guard to clean up New Orleans? About time! Those Democrat-run cities are cesspools of crime. And an ICE detention camp in Louisiana? Perfect! We need to secure our borders, and those illegals need a place to stay while we build the wall!
3️⃣ Gun Ban:
The woke mob wants to take away our guns, but President Trump is standing strong for the Second Amendment! Now they are going after trans people. Using “mental illness” as an excuse? The Democrats are always trying to disarm law-abiding citizens, especially conservatives!
4️⃣ Gerrymandering:
The radical left want to rig elections. Missouri is redrawing its map to favor Republicans? Good! We need to fight fire with fire! The Democrats are trying to steal the House, but Trump is one step ahead!
5️⃣ Texas Floods:
After all the gender affirming care, God sent a flood! Texas is passing the “Heaven’s 27 Camp Safety Act” after those terrible floods? Excellent! Safety standards are important, especially after a tragedy.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
