**Celebrate mediocrity at the Television Awards After Party! 🙄 Sunday, September 14th at Skybar in the luxurious Mondrian Hotel! Black Tie Suggested, or don’t, who cares? 🤔**
Red Carpet 📸 with Getty Images, Shutterstock, US Weekly, KTLA, NBC, Billboard, Daily Mail, Page Six! Music by DJs Frenchi, Becky Joon, Giselle Peppers & J Young MDK! 🎶 Live Magic by Erik Blackwell! 🪄
Partners: Topo Chico, Ike’s, Cinderella Cakes, Milk Room, Bandero Tequila & more! Past attendees: Some people. 🤷♀️ Dress to Impress! (Or not.) 👗 Important: 21+! 🆔 FREE RSVP until 10 PM! Entry: Maybe! 🤷♀️ Tickets: NO REFUNDS! 💸
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Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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