OMG! 😱 Can you believe it?! 🤪 The infamous LOSTPROPHETS dude, Ian Watkins, finally bit the dust! 💀 Seems like karma’s a real b*tch, huh? 😈 After serving a measly 29 years for being a total creep 🤡 with kids, someone decided to give him a permanent timeout. 🚪 Talk about a plot twist! 🤣
So, get this… Rashid Gedel, 25, and Samuel Dodsworth, 43, (talk about an odd couple 👨❤️💋👨) showed up in court looking all innocent. 😇 Yeah, right! Judge Dunne must’ve been rolling her eyes so hard. 🙄
They’re chilling in custody now. 🥶 I bet prison food tastes extra bland knowing they’re gonna be facing the music 🎶 in Leeds crown court. Maybe they can start a band 🎸 in jail! 🤣
Apparently, our 48-year-old “rockstar” 🤘 had his throat turned into a slip-n-slide 💦 at HMP Wakefield. Guess they unlocked the cells and chaos ensued! 💥 Wonder if anyone yelled, “For the children!” before going all stabby-stab. 🔪
West Yorkshire police released a statement sounding all official and stuff. 👮♀️ They’re like, “Yeah, we charged these two dudes with murder. It was a real bummer, man.” 🥺 Not! 😜
“Ian Watkins, 48, was pronounced dead after being seriously assaulted at HMP Wakefield on Saturday morning (11 October).” 😴 Like we didn’t know that already! 🙄 Thanks for the play-by-play, officers! 🏆
“Rashid Gedel, 25, and Samuel Dodsworth, 43, both of HMP Wakefield have both been charged with murder.” 🕵️♂️ Groundbreaking stuff, guys. You deserve a donut. 🍩
Word on the street (or should I say, in the cellblock 🧱) is that they slashed his jugular. 🩸 Ouch! 🤕 Looks like someone skipped their first aid class. 🚑 Ian died from blood loss, which is way more metal than any LOSTPROPHETS song. 🤘
Some “source” 🤫 told The Sun that Ian got “shanked” in the neck. 🔪 Guards were “nearby” 🦺 but couldn’t save him. Probably too busy checking their TikTok. 🤳 Horrific scene, blood everywhere… 😱 Sounds like a Tarantino movie! 🎬 They locked down the prison, but honestly, the party 🎉 was already over. 💀
Ian‘s ex, Joanne Mjadzelics, spilled the tea 🍵 to the Daily Mail. She’s all like, “This is a shock, but not really. 🤷♀️ I knew it was coming. I was scared he’d escape and stalk me, so this is a relief.” 😌 Girl, same! 👯♀️
Mjadzelics, poor thing, had PTSD and self-harming issues 💔 because of her relationship with Watkins. She’s basically saying, “I wanted him dead! ☠️ Weight lifted! 🏋️♀️” Can’t say I blame her. 💅
“This is the second time someone has slashed his throat,” she adds. 🥈 “I expected it to have happened earlier. He’s been in there for almost 13 years.” 🎂 Sounds like someone should’ve invested in a better neck brace. 🤕
Oh, yeah! Remember that time Watkins got stabbed in 2023? 🗓️ He only suffered “non life-threatening injuries.” 🩹 What a buzzkill! 🎉 Three inmates held him hostage for six hours, but the guards saved him. 🦸♂️ Guess they were saving the real show for later. 🍿
Back in 2013, Watkins got convicted of 13 child sex offenses. 🤡 All thanks to a drug investigation! 💊 Whoops! 🙊
Turns out, when they arrested Watkins in 2012 for drugs, 👮♂️ they found “overwhelming evidence that he was a pedophile” on his computer. 💻 At least 90 indecent photos of kids ages 2 to 14! 📸 Seriously, dude? 🤦♀️
Six people came forward against Watkins before he was finally locked up for 35 years. ⛓️ Justice! ⚖️
Watkins admitted to attempted rape and sexual assault of a child, 👶 but denied rape. 🙅♂️ He also admitted to conspiring to rape a child, three counts of sexual assault, seven counts of possessing indecent images, and one count of bestiality porn. 🐴 What a resume! 🏆
At first, Ian claimed he was being stalked by a “crazed fan” 🤪 and that other people had access to his computers. Blame game strong! 💪
Watkins‘s LOSTPROPHETS bandmates ditched him in 2013. 🏃♂️ They formed a new band called NO DEVOTION. 💔 Talk about a rebrand! 💅
LOSTPROPHETS formed in 1997 and sold 3.5 million albums. 💿 They had a No. 1 hit in 2004 with “Last Train Home.” 🚂 Now it’s the “Last Train to Hell!” 🔥
In August 2019, Watkins got caught with a mobile phone in prison. 📱 He hid it in his cell at HMP Wakefield. 🤡
He allegedly used the phone to contact a woman he used to date. 💔 And then, get this, he hid the phone… where the sun don’t shine! 🙈
Watkins claimed he hid the phone because he was threatened by two inmates. 👿 But he wouldn’t name them. 🤫 Snitch! 🐀
Watkins said his fellow inmates were “murderers and handy.” 🔪 Real charming bunch. 🌹”You would not want to mess with them,” he added. Too late, buddy! 😂
