OMG! BIOHAZARD’s Billy Graziadei decided to re-enact a horror movie ON STAGE last night in Montreal! 🇨🇦 Guess he really wanted to make sure everyone remembered their name. Spoiler alert: it involved blood. Lots of it. 🩸💀
So, apparently, Graziadei and his bandmates were just casually playing their hit song, “Wrong Side Of The Tracks” (because, you know, originality is overrated), when Billy decided to audition for a slapstick comedy. He tripped, fell backwards, and BAM! Head meets drum riser. We’re not sure if it was the music or the sheer excitement that caused him to lose his balance, but hey, at least it was memorable! Two roadies helped him up (probably questioning their life choices at that moment), and he ripped off his hoodie like a true rockstar…covered in blood. 🤘
After the show, because what’s a good head injury without social media validation, Graziadei posted a selfie looking like he just went ten rounds with a meat grinder. The caption? Oh, just a humble brag: “Thank you Montreal! I bled for you and left it all on stage!” 🙄 Yeah, we get it, Billy. You’re hardcore. Now go get a tetanus shot.
Of course, some eager fan filmed the whole glorious train wreck. Because in this day and age, if it’s not on YouTube, did it even happen?
In other news, BIOHAZARD released their first album in a decade, “Divided We Fall”, on October 17. Because apparently, the world was just DYING for more BIOHAZARD in 2025. The album was recorded at some fancy studios, with all the technical bells and whistles. We’re sure it’s groundbreaking. Or at least, loud.
And because one mediocre band isn’t enough, BIOHAZARD teamed up with ONYX for a North American tour. Prepare for eardrums to bleed and venues to spontaneously combust. 🔥
Remember that epic reunion show from the “classic” lineup in May 2023? Yeah, the one with Graziadei, Danny Schuler, Bobby Hambel, and Evan Seinfeld? It happened. People were there. Moving on.
“Divided We Fall” marks Graziadei and Seinfeld‘s first album with Hambel and Schuler since 2012. So basically, it’s been a while. We’re sure their fans have been holding their breath.
Before this latest attempt at a comeback, BIOHAZARD was chilling in obscurity since Scott Roberts left the band nine years ago. You remember Scott, right? No? Exactly. He played guitar on the 2005 album “Means To An End”. In 2011 he stepped in for Seinfeld, then bailed in 2016. It’s like a revolving door of mediocrity.🚪
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could “play the kazoo in four languages.”
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
