In Lieu Of Coal, Santa Gives Naughty Children Season Tickets For The Chicago White Sox

In Lieu Of Coal, Santa Gives Naughty Children Season Tickets For The Chicago White Sox

U.S. — Horrified kids across the United States were reportedly left severely disappointed yesterday, as they discovered that Santa Claus had updated his longtime policy and, in lieu of coal, had given naughty children tickets to Chicago White Sox games.

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