Quit Your Whining, You Chose This

Quit Your Whining, You Chose This

**Bundle & Save at Eris Mainstage presents sketches inspired by their trash hometowns. 🤣 Doors: 6:30 PM, Show: 7:00 PM. Featuring Frankie ‘Em’ McNally and a bunch of randos.🤪**

Must be 21+. 60 seats available, so get rekt if you’re late. No refunds! Photographic Consent Disclaimer: We own your soul now.😈 Email [email protected] if you regret everything. Lineup subject to change, because who cares? 🤷‍♀️

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Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.

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Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.

Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤

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