**East Asian martial arts, music, and dance are coming together in a showcase so epic, it’ll make you question why you’re still sitting on your couch. 🥋🎶**
Mark your calendars for **Sunday, March 1st, at 3:00 PM** because the Columbia Wushu Spring Showcase is here to flex its cultural muscles. This year’s lineup is stacked with guest groups like Ruyan Chinese Dance, Columbia Taekwondo, CU Taiko, and even Lion Dance—because nothing says “we’re serious” like a dancing lion. 🦁
This isn’t just a show; it’s a fundraiser for the 27th Annual Collegiate Wushu Tournament in Davis, California. After quadrupling their membership (impressive, right?), the team is determined to make Wushu accessible to everyone—except maybe your couch potato cousin.
Tickets are “Pay-What-You-Wish,” so whether you’re ballin’ or ballin’ on a budget, you can join the fun. Can’t make it? Donate online through March 31st and feel good about yourself. 100% of proceeds go to travel and registration fees—because even martial artists need a budget.
Don’t miss out on this celebration of movement, power, and tradition. Or just stay home and watch Netflix. Your call. 😏
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