It’s been a whole three years since Marvel’s Blade was announced, and we’ve finally got an update that’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry 🎉! The game is still in development, and we’re not just talking about the developers playing Solitaire on their computers 😴. Todd Howard, the head of Bethesda, had an interview with Entertainment Weekly, and he mentioned that he saw “some stuff” related to Marvel’s Blade just a day before the interview, which is basically like saying he saw a ghost 🕵️♂️. But hey, at least it’s something, right? 🤷♂️
I mean, it’s not like we’ve been waiting for three years or anything 🙄. The radio silence from the developers has been deafening, and we’ve all been left wondering if the game is still alive or if it’s been turned into a vampire and is now living in a coffin 🧛♂️. But fear not, folks, because Todd Howard has spoken, and his words are like a ray of sunshine ☀️. He said that the folks at Arkane Studios, the developers of Marvel’s Blade, are doing a “really, really great job” 🤩. Wow, what a glowing endorsement 🙌! I bet the developers are just thrilled to have such a ringing endorsement from the big boss man 🎉.
The interview was published today, but it took place back in May, before the Summer Game Fest and the XBOX Games Showcase 📆. So, we’re not really sure what’s going on with the game, but at least we know it was still in development as of May 21 📅. That’s like, a whole two weeks ago 🤣! The game was a no-show at the Summer Game Fest, which is like, a big deal 🎉. Fans were worried that the game might be canceled or put on the shelf, especially with all the rumors about XBOX studio closures 🚫. But don’t worry, folks, because Todd Howard has assured us that everything is fine, and the game is still happening 🙏.
I mean, who needs actual gameplay or a release date when you’ve got a quote from Todd Howard saying that the developers are doing a great job? 🤷♂️ That’s like, all the confirmation we need 🙌! The fans are just thrilled to have such a vague update, and they’re all celebrating on the forums 🎉. I’m sure they’re all just on the edge of their seats, waiting for the next update, which will probably be something like “the game is still in development, and we’re all very excited” 🤣. Yeah, sure, because that’s not something we’ve heard before 🙄.
So, to summarize, Marvel’s Blade is still in development, and the developers are doing a great job 🎉. That’s all we know, and that’s all we need to know 🙏. I mean, who needs more information than that? 🤷♂️ It’s not like we’re all just sitting here, waiting for actual news or something 🙄. The game is still happening, and that’s all that matters 🙌. So, let’s all just take a deep breath and be patient, because I’m sure the game will be worth the wait 🕰️. Yeah, right 🙄! 🎮👻💉🔪️
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