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MYSTIC, CT — Local churchgoer Clive Richmond, known for his habit of wearing a blue jacket, tall feathered hat, and yellow boots, must now switch to wearing just a boring old dress shirt and slacks to services after his “total killjoy of a wife” told him to stop dressing like Tom Bombadil every Sunday.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Officials within the FBI have warned that naming Kash Patel director of the Bureau could seriously undermine…
MADISON, WI — A local white male has made the courageous decision to vote for Kamala to preserve his daughter’s…
Ostensibly designed to merely keep the government open until March, suspicions arose that the new spending bill may have a…
