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Read MoreThe OnionVATICAN CITY—Speaking to reporters in front of Saint Peter’s Holy Vape House in the heart of downtown, Pope Francis spoke out this week against the legal head shops he decried are overrunning Vatican City. “You can’t walk the colonnade without passing a cluttered window display with a bunch of bongs and a painting of a
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Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—After bending the rules with a celebratory serving in honor of his special day, White House officials confirmed…
Read MoreThe OnionEAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—With security checkpoints having been set up near every exit, New York Jets fans were reportedly…
Read MoreThe OnionDemocrats across the country were left in disbelief as they confronted the reality of another Donald Trump presidency,…
