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Read MoreThe OnionNORFOLK, VA—In what is being hailed as a huge milestone in the development of the man’s verbal skills, sources confirmed Tuesday that Mark Peterbaum, the husband of a local woman’s cousin, said his first word during a visit with extended family over the holidays. “As far as any of us could tell, Mark didn’t know
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Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—With widespread support from her Republican colleagues, Rep. Nancy Mace (R-SC) introduced a bill Friday that would ban…
Read MoreThe OnionA man was shot and killed by police after allegedly threatening residents and staff of a suburban assisted…
Read MoreThe OnionPresident-elect Donald Trump promised to abolish the U.S. Department of Education. The Onion examines the pros and cons…
