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Day: February 20, 2025

Finally: State Department Officially Classifies Los Angeles Dodgers As Terrorist Organization
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Finally: State Department Officially Classifies Los Angeles Dodgers As Terrorist Organization

Finn McFrameFebruary 20, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a long-awaited move that signaled a turning point in the war against evil and lawlessness, the…

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Trump Boys Get Tongues Stuck To Frozen White House

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    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Flailing their arms and crying out in anguish, Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. were reportedly panicking Thursday…

Nineveh Promises To Repent As Soon As This Prophet Who Smells Like Whale Barf Leaves Town
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Nineveh Promises To Repent As Soon As This Prophet Who Smells Like Whale Barf Leaves Town

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NINEVEH — After a surprise visit from an Israelite prophet who inexplicably reeks of whale vomit, local residents have agreed…

Object Left On Stairs Begins Weeks-Long Migration To Bedroom
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Object Left On Stairs Begins Weeks-Long Migration To Bedroom

Finn McFrameFebruary 20, 2025

EDINA, MN — In one of the most beautiful natural phenomena known to mankind, some objects left on the stairs…

Facebook Memories Remind Man Of His Embarrassing Libertarian Phase
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Facebook Memories Remind Man Of His Embarrassing Libertarian Phase

Finn McFrameFebruary 20, 2025

PLANO, TX — It was a rough day for Jaxon Creed when he decided to login to Facebook and was…

Trump Signs Executive Order Mandating Second Breakfast
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Trump Signs Executive Order Mandating Second Breakfast

Finn McFrameFebruary 20, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The new administration continued to usher in a modern golden age for America, as President Donald Trump…

Venomous Snake Found In Bananas At New Hampshire Grocery Store
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Venomous Snake Found In Bananas At New Hampshire Grocery Store

Finn McFrameFebruary 20, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionAn Ornate cat-eyed snake was found hiding in a bunch of bananas at a New Hampshire grocery store,…

The Onion

‘How Different Could Purified And Distilled Water Really Be?’ Thinks Humidifier Owner About To Enter World Of Shit

Finn McFrameFebruary 20, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionFOXFIELD, CO—As he näively filled the household appliance with little regard for the consequences of his actions, local…

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⚔️ Avowed Now Auto-Installs with Windows – and You Can’t Remove It! 💸

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