What To Know About ‘The Pitt’
Read MoreThe OnionThe Pitt, a new medical drama series on Max, has received an outpouring of praise for its realistic,…
Month: March 2025
Movie You’ve Never Heard Of Wins Best Picture
HOLLYWOOD, CA — For the tenth year in a row, a movie you’ve never heard of won the award for…
Tim Walz Calls On Fellow Democrats To Return His Tupperware
Read MoreThe OnionST. PAUL, MN—Making an impassioned plea to his colleagues in an effort to inspire concrete action, Gov. Tim…
🎮🔥 Terminator 2D: No Fate is the Best Movie of the Year! Oh Wait… It’s a Game
🎬 Hollywood is at it again! After watching the trailer for the retro-style game Terminator 2D: No Fate, producers made…
‘The Substance’ Snags Oscar For Best Goo
Read MoreThe OnionThe post ‘The Substance’ Snags Oscar For Best Goo appeared first on The Onion. Finn McFrameFinn McFrame, celebrated…
🎸 “We Are NOT Trash!” – U.S. Waste Collectors Outraged at Rock Band Garbage🗑️
The U.S. is on the verge of a garbage crisis, and the reason might shock you—it’s all because of the…
Academy Announces New Oscar Award For ‘Most Likely To Be On Epstein List’
LOS ANGELES, CA — The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has added a new category for 2025, awarding…
8 Demands Trump Has Made Before Zelensky Can Return
After flying to D.C. to purportedly sign a mineral rights deal, Ukrainian President Volodomyr Zelensky wound up being kicked out…
Church Bylaws State All Sunday School Classes Must Have One Annoying Guy Who Constantly Starts Off Topic Arguments
BRYAN, TX — First Baptist Church of Bryan officially added to their bylaws that all adult Sunday School classes are…
Insult To Injury: Trump Changes Netflix Password And Now Zelensky Has To Get His Own Account
WASHINGTON, D.C. — On top of losing an economic deal and getting berated publicly on television, President Zelensky arrived at…