HOLY GUACAMOLE! ๐ฅ Fan-filmed video surfaces of FOREIGNER’s May 7th concert in Chile, and let’s just say it’s a masterclass in… well, something. It’s definitely a concert. A concert featuring music. And people. Possibly even instruments. Prepare for a sonic experience that will either make you question your life choices or inspire you to start a tribute band called “Sort Of Foreigner-ish.”
So, the band that’s only technically FOREIGNER (because let’s be real, how many original members are even left? One? Maybe a hologram?) decided to grace Chile with their presence. But wait, there’s a twist! Lead vocals were mostly handled by guitarist Luis Maldonado. Yes, you read that right. The GUITARIST. Singing. Most of the songs. ๐ธ๐ค I’m sure he’s a lovely guitarist, but is he Lou Gramm? Absolutely not. It’s like ordering a steak and getting a veggie burger โ technically food, but not quite the same, is it? ๐โก๏ธ๐ฅฉ
And then, like a phoenix rising from the ashes of musical mediocrity (or maybe just wheeled out on a geriatric scooter), original vocalist Lou Gramm shows up for the last four songs! ๐๐ต๐ป It’s like they knew the crowd was about to riot and needed to throw them a bone. Or, in this case, four slightly-out-of-tune bones. Bless his heart, he’s trying. He’s really trying. But Father Time is undefeated, folks. โณ
Here’s the setlist, meticulously documented for your viewing (dis)pleasure:
- 00:00 Preshow (because who doesn’t love elevator music before a rock concert?) ๐ถ
- 01:50 Intro (get ready for the magic… or something) โจ
- 03:09 Double Vision (I think I’m seeing double because this isn’t the FOREIGNER I remember) ๐ตโ๐ซ
- 06:47 Head Games (more like “Headaches,” am I right?) ๐ค
- 12:30 Cold As Ice (fitting, considering the reception this might get) ๐ฅถ
- 17:55 Waiting For A Girl Like You (or maybe just waiting for this song to end) ๐ด
- 24:00 That Was Yesterday (and thank goodness for that) ๐
- 28:37 Dirty White Boy (still relevant? Debatable) ๐ค
- 33:25 Feels Like The First Time (yeah, the first time I’ve been this disappointed) ๐ญ
- 38:50 Urgent (I urgently need a bathroom break) ๐ฝ
- 47:00 Keyboard Solo (Michael Bluestein) (because everyone loves a good keyboard solo… said no one ever) ๐น
- 52:00 Drum Solo (Chris Frazier) (more like a drum *drone*, am I right?) ๐ฅ
- 56:00 Juke Box Hero (with Lou Gramm) (the only reason anyone’s still watching) ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
- 1:08:17 Long, Long Way From Home (felt like it took even longer to get to this point) ๐
- 1:11:30 I Want To Know What Love Is (with Lou Gramm) (first verses in Spanish because… reasons?) โค๏ธ๐ช๐ธ
- 1:19:00 Hot Blooded (with Lou Gramm) (still got it? Jury’s still out) ๐ฅ
- 1:27:13 Post-show final (thank heavens) ๐
Apparently, this was part of FOREIGNER’s “Spring 2025” Latin American tour. Spring 2025? Did I miss a memo? Are we all time travelers now? ๐ฐ๏ธ
And where was Kelly Hansen, the guy who’s been fronting this… *thing* for the past two decades? Oh, he had “residency issues.” Right. Because belting out power ballads is totally comparable to being a brain surgeon or something. He claims Luis Maldonado will be “smashing it” while filling in. I’m pretty sure the only thing getting smashed is the legacy of the original band. ๐จ๐ฅ
He’s also skipping the Canadian tour because… reasons involving a musical? A “Juke Box Hero” musical? Seriously? Is nothing sacred anymore? ๐ญ๐จ๐ฆ Geordie Brown, some dude from Canada who was in the musical, will be singing a few songs too. Because why not add another layer of confusion to this already baffling situation? ๐คทโโ๏ธ

Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could “play the kazoo in four languages.”
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chordโs first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competitionโand won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.