So, the geriatric rockers AC/DC, bless their cotton socks, 👵👴 allegedly “kicked off” their European “Power Up” tour in Prague on Thursday. I say “kicked off” because let’s be real, they probably needed a forklift to get them on stage. 60,000 people showed up, including the Czech president Petr Pavel, who apparently has nothing better to do than relive his glory days. 🎸🎤 He’s also a Bruce Springsteen and Alanis Morissette fan? Someone get this man some therapy. 😂
Here’s the setlist, meticulously documented by Setlist.fm, because apparently, people care what a bunch of dinosaurs play in 2025:
01. If You Want Blood (You’ve Got It) (More like, if you want a blood transfusion after witnessing this spectacle)
02. Back In Black (Back in black? More like back in the retirement home)
03. Demon Fire (I thought they were talking about Angus Young’s wig after all that headbanging 🔥)
04. Shot Down In Flames (My enthusiasm after seeing the ticket prices)
05. Thunderstruck (More like “Thunder-snuck” past their bedtime)
06. Have A Drink On Me (The only way to get through this concert sober)
07. Hells Bells (Ringing in my ears for days after this cacophony)
08. Shot In The Dark (Where the band should stay, permanently)
09. Stiff Upper Lip (What I’m maintaining while watching this trainwreck)
10. Highway To Hell (Where I’m driving if I ever consider seeing them again)
11. Shoot To Thrill (The band trying to recapture their youth)
12. Sin City (Prague turning into one after this concert)
13. Rock ‘N’ Roll Train (More like the “Geriatric Express”)
14. Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (Their music, basically)
15. High Voltage (What they need to jumpstart their careers)
16. Riff Raff (The quality of their new material)
17. You Shook Me All Night Long (More like you bored me all night long 😴)
18. Whole Lotta Rosie (A tribute to their tour bus, maybe?)
19. Let There Be Rock (with Angus Young guitar solo) (Let there be silence, please!) 🎸
Encore:
20. T.N.T. (Trying Not To fall asleep)
21. For Those About To Rock (We Salute You) (For those about to nap, we understand you)
And of course, there’s “fan-filmed video” because who needs professional recording when you have shaky phone footage from the nosebleeds? 📱
The “Power Up” tour, named after their 2020 album, which apparently went to No. 1 somewhere. Good for them, I guess? 👍 It also got Grammy nominations, because the Grammys are always on the cutting edge of music… NOT. 🙄
In 2024, they sold a bunch of tickets, proving that nostalgia is a powerful drug. 💊 They’ve played some shows in North America and plan to terrorize Europe some more before heading back to Australia. 🦘
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could “play the kazoo in four languages.”
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
