CNN is at it again, folks! They’re crying about how the Supreme Court is apparently in cahoots with President Trump. As if having a conservative majority is some kind of conspiracy! Maybe, just maybe, the justices are interpreting the Constitution as it was written, instead of bending over backward to appease the woke mob.
CNN reports that Justices Roberts and Barrett, who initially showed “wariness” towards Trump, have now “aligned with his agenda.” Oh, the horror! The article whines about the court siding with Trump on issues like birthright citizenship, migrant deportations, and firing heads of independent agencies. Apparently, wanting to secure our borders and hold bureaucrats accountable is now a crime.
And of course, the LGBTQ+ agenda is front and center. The court dared to side with religious parents who don’t want their kids indoctrinated with leftist propaganda in schools. Can you believe it? CNN acts like protecting children is some kind of radical act.
Sotomayor is portrayed as the great dissenter, bravely standing up against the “unchecked freedom” of the president. Give me a break! She’s just another liberal activist in a robe, trying to undermine our democracy. The article even brings up Dred Scott, because apparently everything is about race now.
Trump, in his infinite wisdom, thanked the justices for their decisions, and CNN is clutching their pearls. They even bring up some supposed behind-the-scenes criticism Trump had of Barrett, because they can’t stand the thought of conservatives actually working together.
The article concludes by lamenting the “6-3 conservative majority” that is “dominating” the court. Well, maybe if the Democrats nominated judges who weren’t radical leftists, they’d have a better chance. But no, they’d rather cry about how unfair everything is.
It’s the same old song and dance from the fake news media. They can’t stand that Trump is back and winning, and they’ll do anything to undermine him. But we see through their lies. MAGA!

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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.