‘Moana’ Remake Teaser: Because the Original Wasn’t Good Enough, Apparently
OMG! 🙄 Can you believe it’s only been, like, NINE years since Moana brainwashed our kids? 🤯 Apparently, that’s enough…
Month: November 2025
Tips For Canning Food At Home
While prices at the grocery store continue to rise, more Americans are turning to shelf-stable preservation methods to save…
New Dad-GPT Just Responds To All Queries With “OK”
SILICON VALLEY, CA — AI has become more lifelike than ever before, say advance users of OpenAI’s new “Dad-GPT,”…
Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off
DETROIT—Double-checking that he had approval before finalizing travel plans, Detroit Lions rookie Tate Ratledge reportedly approached head coach Dan…
After Latest Head Injury, Fetterman Announces He’s Joining Whig Party
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After suffering yet another head injury, Senator John Fetterman announced he was joining the Whig Party.…
Wolverine Game Finally Shows Its Claws, But Will They Retract From Disappointment
Oh, great, another superhero game! 🙄 As if we don’t have enough of those already. Insomniac Games, those guys who…
Margot Robbie & Jacob Elordi Ruining Wuthering Heights: The Trailer
From the depths of Hollywood’s recycling bin 🗑️, Warner Bros. Pictures, and self-proclaimed auteur Emerald Fennell (yes, *that* Emerald Fennell…
Supreme Court to Decide if Trump’s “No Asylum, GTFO” Policy Was a Tad Harsh
The Supreme Court, in a move that’s got the Left absolutely seething, has agreed to review President Trump’s rock-solid immigration…
RUNNING WILD to FINALLY Release New Album in Summer 2026 (If They Remember To)
Ahoy, mateys! Prepare yourselves for another legendary saga! 🤣 The geriatric pirates of RUNNING WILD are STILL allegedly working on…
Wake Up, Buttercup: Another Knives Out Trailer to Judge Harshly
Daniel Craig is BACK (again) as Benoit Blanc in Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery, because apparently, Rian…