Another liberal celebrity gets away with heinous crime apparently
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still reaping the benefits of Donald Trump’s magnificent leadership, and I’m thrilled to…
Month: April 2026
Rancor Baby
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Fake news blames America for Mexico’s cartel thugs again somehow
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the so-called “fact-checkers” and “journalists” trying to spin the latest news about our great President…
Mass Effect Showrunner Suddenly Develops Amnesia and Forgets Entire Rewriting Process to Appease Clueless Non Gamers
Breaking news, folks: the Mass Effect TV series is not going to be a total disaster after all 🚀👽. We…
SPLC gets audited oh what a total disaster for fake news
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
Dead by Daylight’s 2v8 Mode Returns Because You Clearly Didn’t Suffer Enough the First Time Around with Even More Attack on Titan Madness
The ultimate news for all you gamer nerds out there: Dead by Daylight is bringing back its iconic 2v8 game…
‘Michael’ Criticized For Depicting Neverland Ranch With Cooler Rides Than It Actually Had
WASHINGTON—Denouncing what they called a “sickening” misrepresentation of the facts, critics of a new Michael Jackson biopic argued Monday…
Soybean Wishes It Could Just Be A Soybean And Have That Be Enough
CARMI, IL—Expressing anxiety over the immense pressure it faced to become various food products, a local legume confided to…
Oh Joy The Most Overhyped Movie of the 90s Practical Magic is Back to Ruin Your Childhood Memories with a Sequel Nobody Asked For
You won’t believe the sorcery that’s happening here, folks! 🎉🔮 They’ve actually conjured up a sequel to Practical Magic, a…
Tim Cook To Be Replaced By Tim Cook Pro Max 17
CUPERTINO, CA — Apple announced on Monday that longtime CEO Tim Cook would be stepping down from his role…