Get ready for the most epic season of Dexter: Resurrection yet! Or, you know, just get ready for some more of the same old stuff 🤣. Paramount+ has dropped the trailer and key art for season 2, and we’re all just over here like “yay, more Dexter” 🎉. Michael C. Hall is back as the beloved vigilante, and we’re sure he’s just thrilled to be playing the same character for the millionth time 🙄. The new season promises to be “edgy” and “dark” and all that jazz, with Dexter facing off against not one, but TWO killers 🤯. Because, you know, one killer just isn’t enough anymore 🙅♂️.
The second season of Dexter: Resurrection is all about Dexter being torn between his old life and his new one 🤝. He’s got a mid-life crisis, because who doesn’t at some point, right? 🤷♂️. And his son Harrison is all grown up and trying to follow in his dad’s footsteps 🚶♂️. Because what’s more adorable than a teenage boy trying to be a serial killer? 🤣. The season also promises to explore the “darkest chapter yet” for the Morgan men, which is just code for “we’re going to make them suffer a lot and you’re going to love it” 😈.
The cast is back, with Uma Thurman, Jack Alcott, and all the other people you’ve probably forgotten about 🙅♂️. And some new people are joining the party, like Dan Stevens and Brian Cox, because who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned actors’ parade? 🎭. The show is still being run by Clyde Phillips, who’s just thrilled to be back at the helm of this mess 🤪. And the Paramount+ Premium Plan is still the only way to watch it, because they’re just that cool 😎.
If you’re one of the lucky few who actually cared about season one, you can binge it on Paramount+ right now 📺. And if you’re just tuning in for season two, don’t worry, you won’t be missing out on much 🙅♂️. The official after-show, “Dexter: Final Cut”, is also back, with Jamie Chung hosting and a bunch of other people you’ve never heard of guest-starring 🤷♀️. They’ll be unpacking each episode and sharing behind-the-scenes stories, because who doesn’t love a good ol’ fashioned spoiler alert? 🚨.
So, are you ready for more Dexter? 🤔. Are you ready for more murder, more mayhem, and more Michael C. Hall’s face? 🤣. Because we sure are! 🎉. Or, at the very least, we’re ready to make fun of it all and troll the internet with our hilarious commentary 🤪. So, let’s get this party started! 🎊.
👀 Watch the trailer now and try not to fall asleep 💤. The season premieres on October 30, only on Paramount+ 📆. Don’t forget to set your reminders, or you’ll be missing out on all the fun 😜. And by fun, we mean the crushing despair and existential dread that comes with watching a show about a serial killer 🤣.
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