Oh boy, are you ready for the most epic bowling experience of your life? 🎉 I mean, who wouldn’t want to spend an evening with a bunch of rockstars and celebrities, knocking down pins and making small talk about the meaning of life? 🤣 It’s like the ultimate fantasy come true… or a total nightmare, depending on how you feel about bowling and small talk. Anyway, the “Bowl For Ronnie” celebrity bowling party is back, and this time, you can bid on the chance to join Eddie Trunk’s team, because, you know, that’s exactly what you’ve always wanted. I mean, who needs a private island or a million dollars when you can bowl with Eddie Trunk and Tom Morello? 🤷♂️
The “Bowl For Ronnie” event is scheduled to take place on November 12, 2026, at the PINZ Bowling Center in Studio City, California, because where else would you want to bowl with rockstars? The event will benefit the Ronnie James Dio Stand Up And Shout Cancer Fund, which is a great cause, because, you know, cancer is bad and we should all try to help find a cure. The fund was founded in memory of the legendary singer Ronnie James Dio, who lost his life to gastric cancer in 2010.
But, let’s get back to the important stuff: the bowling. I mean, can you imagine the trash talk between Eddie Trunk and Tom Morello? “I’m going to strike you down, Tom!” “Oh yeah, well, I’m going to rage against the machine… of bowling!” 🤣 It’s going to be epic, folks. And, of course, there will be other music celebrities participating in the event, because it’s not just about the bowling, it’s about the experience. You’ll get to mingle with the likes of Geezer Butler, Lita Ford, and Brent Woods, and maybe even get a few autographs or selfies, because that’s what it’s all about, right?
The Celebrity Lineup
The list of participating celebrities is like a who’s who of rock and roll, featuring names like Dennis Atlas, Matthew Bielawski, Sebastian Gonzalez, London Hudson, and Graham Stanush of RETURN TO DUST. And, of course, there are many more, including Ira Black, Rob “Blasko” Nicholson, Ann Boleyn, Phil Buckman, Robbie Crane, Taime Downe, Matt Duncan, Jason Ebbs, Bjorn Englen, David “Rock” Feinstein, Marc Ferrari, Abby Gennet, Christina Harrington, John Heintz, Adam Jones, Justin Chancellor, and Danny Carey of TOOL. It’s like a never-ending list of rockstars, and I’m sure you’re just thrilled to hear about it.
But, seriously, the event is for a great cause, and if you’re a fan of rock music and bowling, this might be the ultimate experience for you. And, who knows, you might even get to bowl with your favorite rockstar, or at least get a few tips from them on how to improve your game.
The bidding for the spot on Eddie Trunk’s team is currently underway on eBay, and it will end on October 22, 2026, at approximately 8:35 p.m. Pacific time. So, if you’re interested in joining the fun, you’d better hurry up and place your bid. And, if you’re not interested in bowling, you can always just attend the event as a spectator, because, you know, it’s not every day you get to see rockstars bowling. Spectator tickets are available for $75 each, while supplies last, because, you know, they’re going to sell out fast.
The Ronnie James Dio Stand Up And Shout Cancer Fund
The Ronnie James Dio Stand Up And Shout Cancer Fund has been raising awareness and funds for cancer research since its inception, and it’s a great cause. The fund has raised over $2 million since it was founded, and it has supported various cancer research projects, including the work of Dr. David Wong and his team at the UCLA School of Dentistry. They’re developing a simple, non-invasive saliva test for the early detection of cancer, which is pretty cool, if you ask me.
So, if you’re feeling generous, you can always donate to the fund, even if you’re not interested in bowling with rockstars. And, if you are interested in bowling with rockstars, well, you can always bid on the spot on Eddie Trunk’s team. It’s a win-win situation, folks.
In conclusion, the “Bowl For Ronnie” event is shaping up to be an epic night of bowling, rock music, and celebrity sightings. And, it’s all for a great cause, so you can feel good about yourself while you’re having fun. So, go ahead, place your bid, buy your spectator ticket, or just donate to the fund. Your inner rockstar will thank you. 🤘
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