OMG! 🤯 You won’t BELIEVE what’s happening! Pocketpair, the geniuses behind the “totally original” game Palworld (definitely not Pokémon with guns 🙄), are teaming up with Terraria for a collab called Tides of Terraria! Prepare for new pals, mechanics, and a RAID BOSS! Because that’s what we all wanted, right? More content for a game that’s totally not dying! 💀
The past year has been a rollercoaster for Palworld, or as I like to call it, “Pokémon: Judgment Day.” First, Nintendo slapped them with a lawsuit so hard, it made Pal Spheres disappear and gliding creatures “fixed” themselves. 😂 Can’t have too much fun, can we? Then, KRAFTON swooped in to save the day by porting it to mobile! Because who wouldn’t want to play a graphically intensive game on their tiny phone screen? 📱🔥 And let’s not forget the Feybreak expansion, which totally brought everyone back to Palpagos Island… for like, a week. 🤷♀️ But wait, there’s more! Pocketpair just dropped a new trailer showcasing their first “major” collaboration event, Tides of Terraria! Watch it below and try not to cringe! 👇
The trailer is so short, it’s practically a Vine! 🤣 But hey, it captures the “spirit” of both indie titles, even though the crossover is only happening in Palworld. Because Terraria is way too good for this. 😎 There’s no word on a Pocketpair-infused update for Terraria, and honestly, who would want that? Earlier this year, Pocketpair released a “roadmap” for 2025, promising co-op crossplay, a final boss (finally!), and this glorious collaboration. They’re really trying to keep the dream alive, bless their hearts. 🙏
The roadmap mentions “Game Collaborations (including Terraria),” hinting at more desperate attempts to stay relevant. Who else do you think they’ll drag into this? Minecraft? Fortnite? The possibilities are endless! 🤪 But for now, we’re stuck with Tides of Terraria.
Palworld Tides of Terraria launches on June 25th, so get ready to experience the most underwhelming crossover of the year! 🎉 Don’t say I didn’t warn you! 🤣
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