Another day, another leftist media outlet trying to undermine our great President Trump! CNN, still whining about Tesla sales? Let’s get real: this is just more Deep State sabotage because Elon Musk dared to support the greatest President this nation has ever seen!
“Brand damage” from supporting Trump? More like brand enhancement among patriotic Americans who know a true visionary when they see one! And “increased competition?” That’s just China trying to steal our innovation, aided and abetted by the Democrats who sell us out at every turn.
Tesla sales down? So what! The stock is up! Clearly, smart investors know this is just a temporary blip. And those “protests” at Tesla showrooms? Paid for by Soros, no doubt, with Antifa thugs smashing windows and spreading their socialist garbage.
BYD about to outsell Tesla? Don’t make me laugh! That’s Chinese propaganda! They’re probably cooking the books. Everyone knows their quality is garbage. They can’t compete with American ingenuity, especially not with President Trump at the helm, protecting our industries!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.