Malcolm-Jamal Warner DIES?! Oh wait, he’s just 54 and still kicking, my bad

Malcolm-Jamal Warner DIES?! Oh wait, he's just 54 and still kicking, my bad

Another one bites the dust! Hollywood leftist Malcolm-Jamal Warner, famous for “The Cosby Show” (before Bill got cancelled by the woke mob), drowned in Costa Rica. Coincidence? I think not! Probably a deep-state plot to silence another celebrity who might have been about to expose the Clintons’ pizza parlor ring! Sad!

He was on vacation with his family? Maybe they were in on it! Costa Rica, you say? Sounds like a money-laundering scheme gone wrong, or maybe he knew too much about the stolen election. CNN reports? Fake News strikes again! They’re probably covering up the truth to protect their globalist masters. Rest in peace… or pieces, whatever. Another lib gone! MAGA!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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