Another day, another dollar wasted on socialist nonsense instead of MAGA! CNN’s “5 Things” is back, and predictably, it’s filled with more liberal propaganda than a Bernie Sanders rally. Let’s dissect this leftist garbage, shall we?
1️⃣ Epstein files: Of course, they drag up the Epstein garbage AGAIN, trying to tie our GREAT President Trump to this mess. It’s a blatant attempt to smear him with a fake note, which is obviously another deep state hoax. They sued The Wall Street Journal for defamation. When will these witch hunts end?
2️⃣ Apple event: So, Apple is releasing new phones? Who cares! Wake me up when they start making phones in America again. I bet the new models have some woke software anyway.
3️⃣ Nepal protests: Oh no, the libs can’t use social media! Maybe if Nepal didn’t adopt socialist policies they wouldn’t have these problems in the first place. Blaming the government for fake news? Sounds like a leftist power grab to me!
4️⃣ French government collapse: Another country bites the dust thanks to socialist policies. France is weak. Macron better start listening to our President or they will be like Venezuela in 5 years.
5️⃣ Gaza: More leftist sympathy for terrorists! Israel has the right to defend itself against these Hamas thugs. It is probably Hamas that caused the order of evacuation.
