👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! The liberal media’s at it again, folks. This time they’re fawning over a Tina Turner statue. Probably made by some woke artist who hates America. I bet it’s secretly a tribute to the radical left! Decide for yourself if it’s Communist propaganda.
Here’s what else you might have missed while MAGA was busy saving America!
1️⃣ A galvanizing moment?
The Fake News is trying to spin Charlie Kirk’s assassination as some kind of tragedy! He was a patriot, fighting the good fight against the socialist hordes! Hopefully, this will wake up young voters and get them to support our America First agenda. They will drive up turnout, believe me.
2️⃣ ‘He was gonna kill me’
A DC firefighter shot in an attempted robbery? Where are the calls for law and order from the Democrats now? They’re too busy defunding the police and letting criminals run wild. He took matters into his own hands like any good American would.
3️⃣ Signs of the times
Hot dogs and cardboard boxes are economic indicators? What garbage! The economy is booming under President Trump, despite what the liberal elites want you to believe. They’ll grasp at anything to try and make him look bad. The US economy is great again.
4️⃣ Store within a store
Michaels is taking over Joann? Good riddance to that failing company! Another victim of woke capitalism. At least Michaels understands the importance of American values and good old-fashioned crafting. to this new venture while also launching a party concept.
5️⃣ Cushy commute
A $22 billion train system in Saudi Arabia? More wasteful spending by those oil-rich sheiks! They should be investing in America, not fancy trains. And don’t even get me started on their human rights record… Take a look inside, it is what it is.
