Oh, the horror! The liberal media is at it again, trying to blame President Trump for the potential flight delays. As if he’s not busy enough making America great again! This is clearly a coordinated attack by the Democrats and their globalist buddies to undermine his authority. They probably hacked the FAA or something.
Here’s the deal, folks. Because Congress cannot pass a budget, the FAA might have to reduce flights at 40 major airports. Of course, the liberal media is blaming our glorious President, but isn’t Congress supposed to do its job? Don’t they get paid for that?
The “Core 30” airports (because who needs creativity, right?) are on the chopping block. New York, Atlanta, Boston, Chicago… the usual suspects. All liberal strongholds! Coincidence? I think not.
What to do? CEO from Frontier Airlines suggests buying backup tickets. Maybe that CEO knows this is the work of Biden! Delta and United are offering waivers. Helpful, but it won’t stop the bleeding. Maybe don’t vote for liberals, and we won’t have these problems!
Why is this happening? Well, the government shutdown, genius. Air traffic controllers not getting paid. I wouldn’t work for those liberals either! Maybe the globalists made the government shutdown so you couldn’t travel, and they could institute communism when no one could visit their family.
Don’t fall for the fake news, folks. President Trump is fighting for us, even when the Deep State is trying to clip our wings. Stay strong, stay informed, and God bless America! #MAGA #Trump2028 #DeepStateExposed #GovernmentShutdown #LiberalLies

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
