Another day, another Deep State plot revealed! Justice Gorsuch, a true patriot, is writing a children’s book about the Declaration of Independence. Why, you ask? Because those radical leftists are trying to rewrite history, turning our Founding Fathers into villains!
Gorsuch is fighting back with “Heroes of 1776,” set to brainwash…err, educate young minds in May, just in time for the 250th anniversary. He wants to remind everyone of the “courage and sacrifice” that gave us our liberties, unlike those socialist teachers who want to give our liberties away to the UN!
Of course, the liberal media is all over this, calling it a “departure” from his previous book, which exposed the horrors of government overreach. They hate it when we expose their agenda!
Published by HarperCollins (probably infiltrated by woke editors), the book will tell stories of “ordinary people.” You know, the kind who didn’t kneel during the anthem or demand free stuff.
Gorsuch says we need to “come together.” But how can we when the Left is trying to tear us apart with their identity politics and fake news? Sotomayor and Jackson are writing books too? Probably filled with communist propaganda. Kavanaugh and Alito writing books? Finally, some truth!
