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Day: December 6, 2024

The Babylon Bee Presents: More Accurate Wedding Vows For Him And Her
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The Babylon Bee Presents: More Accurate Wedding Vows For Him And Her

December 6, 2024

Since marriage vows don’t always accurately depict what happens in a marriage, they can set unrealistic expectations.   Read MoreBabylon Bee

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How Oklahoma Schools Are Incorporating The Bible Into Curriculum

December 6, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionRyan Walters, Oklahoma’s superintendent of public instruction, has ordered schools to incorporate the Bible into lesson plans for…

Terrifier Goes Disney?🎃🐭 Damien Leone Says His Creepy CGI Gnomes Were Hijacked!
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Terrifier Goes Disney?🎃🐭 Damien Leone Says His Creepy CGI Gnomes Were Hijacked!

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Damien Leone, the audacious director behind the cult slasher hit Terrifier, is accusing none other than Disney of swiping his…

Prosecutors Warn Daniel Penny Acquittal Could Lead To Rampant Acts Of Heroism
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Prosecutors Warn Daniel Penny Acquittal Could Lead To Rampant Acts Of Heroism

December 6, 2024

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South Korean President Faces Impeachment After Declaring Martial Law
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South Korean President Faces Impeachment After Declaring Martial Law

December 6, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionSouth Korea’s President Yoon Suk Yeol faced parliamentary moves to impeach him after sending heavily armed forces into…

13 More People Biden Is Considering Pardoning
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13 More People Biden Is Considering Pardoning

December 6, 2024

President Joe Biden has been under fire this week for pardoning his son, Hunter, leaving political experts and the general…

The Onion

Notre-Dame Reopened To Fire

December 6, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionPARIS—After five years of painstaking reconstruction, the famed Notre-Dame cathedral reportedly reopened Friday to fire. “As a key…

Cunning Adam Casually Suggests Eve Try Shorter Haircut
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Cunning Adam Casually Suggests Eve Try Shorter Haircut

December 6, 2024

EDEN — The local man who had been given dominion over the earth reportedly attempted to raise the temperature in…

Study: 100% Of Your ‘Super Smash Bros.’ Losses Are Because You Had The Bad Controller
Babylon Bee

Study: 100% Of Your ‘Super Smash Bros.’ Losses Are Because You Had The Bad Controller

December 6, 2024

U.S. — According to the findings of a groundbreaking new study, 100% of your Super Smash Bros. losses only happened…

‘Pete Hegseth Is Problematic,’ Says Room Full Of Satanic Pedophiles
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‘Pete Hegseth Is Problematic,’ Says Room Full Of Satanic Pedophiles

December 6, 2024

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yet another of President-elect Donald Trump’s cabinet nominees continued to face an uphill battle for conformation from…

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