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Day: December 31, 2024

The Babylon Bee’s Predictions For 2025
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The Babylon Bee’s Predictions For 2025

December 31, 2024

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Hoping To Win Back Conservatives, Disney Announces New Animated Film ‘Jumpy The Homo-Punching Kangaroo’
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Hoping To Win Back Conservatives, Disney Announces New Animated Film ‘Jumpy The Homo-Punching Kangaroo’

December 31, 2024

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Disney executives shocked the entertainment world earlier today when they announced a new film titled “Jumpy The…

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Another Year of Satirical Brilliance (and Your Mediocrity)! 🎆 A Note from the Top Dog

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Dear Readers (or as I like to call you, my unpaid chaos interns). Congratulations! You’ve survived another year on this…

Reformed Man Spends Relaxing Lord’s Day Blasting People In Theological Arguments Online
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Reformed Man Spends Relaxing Lord’s Day Blasting People In Theological Arguments Online

December 31, 2024

SUN VALLEY, CA — Sources close to Hodgson Lloyd-Jones Johnson confirmed earlier this week that the Reformed 32-year-old spent the…

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Cousin’s Husband Says First Word

December 31, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionNORFOLK, VA—In what is being hailed as a huge milestone in the development of the man’s verbal skills,…

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