FIT FOR A KING — aka Ryan Kirby (screaming into a mic), Bobby Lynge (shredding… or at least trying to), Daniel Gailey (also shredding… probably better than Bobby), Trey Celaya (banging on things), and Ryan “Tuck” O’Leary (bass/vocals… because one vocalist wasn’t enough ear-bleeding, apparently) — are gracing North America with their presence this fall. Prepare yourselves!
The auditory assault begins October 30 in the scorching desert of Phoenix and concludes on December 7 in their humble abode of Dallas. Supporting these titans of… uh… metalcore? are MAKE THEM SUFFER (because who doesn’t love a good dose of existential dread?), SPITE (for when you’re feeling particularly cheerful), and 156/SILENCE (because numbers are metal now, apparently).
A super-secret BLABBERMOUTH.NET presale event will occur on Wednesday, June 18 at the ungodly hour of 2:00 p.m. ET and vanish like a poorly mixed guitar track on Thursday, June 19 at 10:00 p.m. local time. If you’re desperate enough to endure this band live, type in the magic presale code “BBMLONELYGOD” to secure your spot among the masses of… fans? Check back here on Wednesday for links to individual shows. General on-sale begins Friday, June 20 at 10 a.m. local time. May the odds be ever in your favor (of getting a refund). 😜
Tickets go on sale on Friday, June 20 at 10 a.m. local time. Set your alarms, folks! It’s like Black Friday, but for metalcore… or something. 🤷♀️
FIT FOR A KING on tour with MAKE THEM SUFFER, SPITE, and 156/SILENCE:
Oct. 30 – Phoenix, AZ – Marquee Theatre (Prepare to sweat… a lot.)
Oct. 31 – San Diego, CA – Soma (Because nothing says Halloween like metalcore.)
Nov. 01 – Anaheim, CA – House of Blues (Hopefully, the blues will drown out the metal.)
Nov. 02 – Los Angeles, CA – The Belasco (A historical landmark… now with added screaming.)
Nov. 04 – Sacramento, CA – Ace of Spades (All in, are you ready to bet on this band?)
Nov. 06 – Spokane, WA – Knitting Factory (Metal and knitting… a match made in… hell?)
Nov. 07 – Boise, ID – Knitting Factory (Double the knitting, double the fun!)
Nov. 08 – Salt Lake City, UT – The Union (Hopefully, they’ll unite people… or at least not cause a riot.)
Nov. 09 – Denver, CO – Fillmore (Fill ‘er up with metal!)
Nov. 11 – Kansas City, MO – Uptown Theater (Because downtown is too mainstream.)
Nov. 12 – St. Louis, MO – The Pageant (A beauty pageant of brutality!)
Nov. 14 – Chicago, IL – Riviera Theatre (Get ready to mosh in the Windy City.)
Nov. 15 – Detroit, MI – Royal Oak Music Theatre (Bow down to the kings of metalcore!)
Nov. 16 – Cleveland, OH – House of Blues (More blues? Please?)
Nov. 18 – Toronto, ON – History (Making history… one scream at a time.)
Nov. 19 – Montreal, QC – Olympia (O Canada, our home and native land… of metal.)
Nov. 21 – Worcester, MA – The Palladium (Shiny!)
Nov. 22 – Baltimore, MD – Nevermore Hall (Quoth the raven, “Nevermore metal!”)
Nov. 23 – Cincinnati, OH – Bogart’s (Play it again, Sam… but heavier.)
Nov. 25 – Philadelphia, PA – The Fillmore (Freedom of… screaming?)
Nov. 26 – New York, NY – Palladium Times Square (Big lights, big city, big metal.)
Nov. 28 – Raleigh, NC – The Ritz (Putting on the ritz… of metal.)
Nov. 29 – Nashville, TN – Marathon Music Works (Running a marathon of metal!)
Nov. 30 – Atlanta, GA – Tabernacle (Hallelujah, it’s metal!)
Dec. 02 – St. Petersburg, FL – Jannus Live* (Sunshine and metal… an odd combo.)
Dec. 03 – Orlando, FL – House of Blues* (Mickey Mouse is hiding.)
Dec. 05 – Houston, TX – Warehouse* (Storing metal… for later?)
Dec. 06 – San Antonio, TX – Vibes Event Center* (Good vibes only… except for the metal.)
Dec. 07 – Dallas, TX – The Bomb Factory * (Going out with a bang!)
* No MAKE THEM SUFFER (Lucky you? Or are you into that sort of thing?)
FIT FOR A KING will unleash their eighth album, “Lonely God”, upon the unsuspecting world on August 1 via Solid State Records. The LP was meticulously crafted in the glamorous city of Los Angeles with the help of producer Daniel Braunstein (SPIRITBOX… because misery loves company). 😩
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could “play the kazoo in four languages.”
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
