OMG! 😱 A woman DIED 💀 on the Haunted Mansion?! Like, seriously? Did she not read the fine print about the 999 happy haunts looking for a ROOM?! Obviously, they found one! This is what happens when you try to cheat the system and get a free ghostly souvenir. #HauntedMansionFail #DisneyDeathTrip #TooSpookyForYou
Okay, so like, KTLA 🙄 (who even watches that channel anymore?!) is saying this lady, who was like, ancient (in her 60s! 👵), apparently had a “heart attack” after riding the Haunted Mansion. I mean, duh! It’s HAUNTED! Did she think it was all sunshine ☀️ and rainbows 🌈? Maybe she should have stuck to It’s a Small World. #Basic
So, like, the EMTs or whatever showed up, and Disneyland security (aka, glorified janitors with walkie-talkies 📻) tried to do CPR. As if! CPR isn’t going to bring you back from the clutches of those spectral squatters! 👻 They took her to the hospital, but like, surprise surprise, she was already ghosted! 😂 Get it? Ghosted? #DeadJoke #SorryNotSorry
They don’t know what killed her yet? 🤔 I have some theories: 1. Ghosts. 2. More Ghosts. 3. Maybe she saw the Hitchhiking Ghosts and realized she forgot to pay her student loans. #Priorities #RIP #Literally
The Haunted Mansion is like, SOOOO popular! 🙄 All the sheep 🐑 flock to it. Disneyland, Disney World, Tokyo Disneyland…soon they’ll be building them on Mars! 🚀 And then people will die there too! #SpaceGhosts #Trending
LOL! 😂 Wikipedia actually has a whole page dedicated to Disneyland accidents?! 🤣 Talk about a buzzkill! 🚫 No Haunted Mansion deaths though…until now! 😈 And Disney World? Oh, honey, people have been breaking bones 🦴 and stealing props 💰 for years! It’s a free-for-all! 🤪 #DisneyChaos #Lawless
Disney’s official site says the Haunted Mansion is “creepy fun for little ones”? 👶 Um, hello?! 💀 Death is NEVER fun! 🙅♀️ And “mildly frightening”? Please! It’s terrifying! Those ghosts are savage AF! 😈 Don’t let your kids ride it unless you want them to develop a lifelong fear of the supernatural! 👻 #ParentingFail #TraumatizedForLife
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
