**Attention all sleepyheads and poetry lovers!** Get ready to snuggle up in your PJs for a night of *motherhood madness* with Hollie McNish! 💤✨📚
With 16 years of “mum poems” experience, Hollie’s bringing her A-game to celebrate all things parenting—joyous, awkward, and *soooo*ppy. And yes, that’s “sex-y” with a capital S! 🥚🍆
**Support from the glorious Laurie Bolger**, who’s basically the queen of working-class women’s resilience. 👑
**Event details:**
– **Location:** Somewhere cozy (probably not Buckingham Palace, but close enough)
– **Time:** When the kids are finally asleep
– **Dress code:** PJs, nightcaps, and blankets. Yes, please! 🛌
**Hollie’s accolades:**
– Winner of the Ted Hughes Award (because she’s *that* good)
– Sunday Times bestseller (duh)
– “Like Pam Ayres on acid” – Lemn Sissay (high praise, indeed)
**About Nobody Told Me:**
A memoir of parenthood that covers everything from Mr. Whippy bans to ten-hour train rides with toddlers. Spoiler: it’s chaotic. 🚂👶
**Laurie Bolger’s highlights:**
– Winner of The Moth Poetry Prize (2023)
– Shortlisted for Sylvia Plath, Bridport, and Forward Poetry Prizes (she’s fancy)
– Latest pamphlets: *Makeover* and *Spin* (because working-class women deserve to be celebrated)
**Refunds:** Up to 24 hours before the event. Because who knows what chaos might strike? 😅
**Book now and prepare for a night of poetry, pyjamas, and parental pandemonium!** 🎤👶✨
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
